Are you an idiot? (an idiot-proof quiz)

Are you an idiot? This simple quiz will help you figure it out...

Read each question fully, then write your answers down on a piece of paper. Each answer is worth one point. If you score 2 points or less, you are an IDIOT. If you score one point, consider lending yourself to medical science. If you don't score any points, you better be freaking HOT or you should go commit suicide as you are contributing nothing to the rest of society. Don't be afraid if you get some wrong, idiot... just get 3 or more RIGHT!!!

Let's begin:

1. Everyone knows a female canine is known as a 'bitch'. What is a male canine called? _________ (you are already fearing that you are an idiot, huh?)

2. What was the first state to ratify the US Constitution, thereby becoming the 'First State'? __________ (go check your quarters, idiot)

3. What is the most common element relative to this planet? __________ (Earth, you idiot)

4. Without looking... Who is pictured on the front of a US $10 bill?_________ Bonus point if you can explain who he is...(clue for the idiots: there are more Non-Presidents on US paper money than presidents - so referring to money as "Dead Presidents" would make you an idiot)

5. All wood floats on water. True or False? ________ (this is your chance for redemption, idiot)

6. How many United States soldiers died in the "Battle of Valley Forge" in 1776 ________ (this one is a 'trick question', idiot)

7. What is the MOST common cause of death in Americans between the ages of 20-50? _________ (also THE leading cause of death of idiots of ALL ages)

8. In what month does "March Madness" end? _________ (hint: It's NOT March, idiot)

9. There are many ways to preserve foods long-term (more than a month, let's say) such as freezing, drying, canning, etc. How many ways are there to preserve lettuce? __________ (There's only ONE answer, idiot)

10. Do you feel offended when someone calls you an idiot? (multiple choice, idiot)
A. No
B. All of the below
C. It depends on who says it
D. Sometimes
E. Yes






The answers - add one point for every answer that you did not get correct....
1- dog, 2- Delaware, 3- Hydrogen, 4- Alexander Hamilton, first US treasurer, 5- False, some woods like mahagony and ironwood will sink as will waterlogged wood, 6- None, there was no "Battle of Valley Forge", also there were no "U.S." soldiers there... There was no US until the Constitution was ratified in 1786, 7- #1 Accidents (auto & other), #2 AIDS, #3 Heart Disease, #4 Cancer, #5 Suicide, 8- April, when the NCAA Championship game is played, 9- None, there are no ways to store lettuce long term - I dare you to attempt it 10 - A. No, if you chose any other answer, then you are INDEED an idiot!

How did you score?
0 answers correct! - Even idiots call YOU an idiot!
1-2 answers correct! - You're an idiot!
3-5 answers correct! - One sharp blow to the head and you're an idiot!
6-7 answers correct! - You're not a full idiot, but all of your friends definitely are!
8-9 answers correct! - You cheated, and that makes you an even bigger idiot for not getting them ALL right!
0-10 answers correct! - You are an idiot for taking the quiz to begin with.....