Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Who the F*** is Manny Stiles? - the Album

So.....What the hell have I been up to?

- putting the finishing touches on my newest studio album:

Manny Stiles - Who th F*** is Manny Stiles?

Just $7.00 Delivered!!!! $5 for the CD, $2 for shipping (No C.O.D's, allow 4-6 weeks for delivery)

PRE-ORDER YOURS NOW ---> mannystiles@aol.com

Available sometime!!! 29 tracks of Manny Stiles madness, arranged noise and other madness

Including such fabulous and dynamic tracks as: "How Many Stiles?", "Falling Rocks", "the Lottery", "the Lottery, too", "Little Mama Jojo", "Ian Rodgers is a Homo(sapien)[club mix]", "Ian Rodgers is a Homo(sapien)[acoustic mix]", "Haiku Sushi", "Insanity", "the City", "sample 7", "Superstitions", "Enjoy Free Resources", "Bobby" and Manny others

And don't try the whole "Erik, I've known you like forever! Let me get a CD for free..." (except you, Ian) because if I give it to you for free, you'll never listen to it. If you buy it, you'll listen to it and either a) hate it and hate me for making you pay for this heap of digital dung, or b) You'll listen to CD. Like parts of it, dislike other parts of it and each time you listen to it, you'll like it more...then some piece of it will stick, you'll 'get it' and realize that music can be/is deeper than you had assumed before, or finally c) you'll love it, memorize every song, you'll ask me to buy some other Manny Stiles albums; such as

Love Songs and Other Sh!t,

Prick Among Needles,

Man Eats Aisles,

When Then Was Now,

DLBCRYM (Don't Let Big Corporations Regulate Your Music),

Chemland: Dues Paid or Bust (featuring Jerm)

then you'll send me fanmail and weird, obsessive trinkets, then stalk me and come to my house to cook me fantastic desserts and sugary confections...

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

$7 - SEVEN BUCKS!!!??!?!?!?

4 to SIX weeks!!!??!?!?!?!

all right, hook me up...

Manny Stiles said...

up to 4 to six weeks...

1) I have to personally produce each CD and the Insert
2) then I have to put it in an envelope and send it to you
3) that takes a while, and...
4) I am lazy

Anonymous said...

I'm slightly intrigued...do you offer a return policy?

Manny Stiles said...

return policy? Sort of... it works like this

You buy the CD for $7 and listen to it all the way through. If you think it completely sucks, I'll give you $5 back... Send the CD back to me, I'll give you a full refund and the evil eye

Manny Stiles said...

return policy? Sort of... it works like this

You buy the CD for $7 and listen to it all the way through. If you think it completely sucks, I'll give you $5 back... Send the CD back to me, I'll give you a full refund and the evil eye

Manny Stiles said...

return policy? Sort of... it works like this

You buy the CD for $7 and listen to it all the way through. If you think it completely sucks, I'll give you $5 back... Send the CD back to me, I'll give you a full refund and the evil eye

Anonymous said...

3 of the 4 Beatles are rolling in their graves right now...